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Sunshine
671 posts
Jul 07, 2009
11:00 AM
No Syrup here Dude!! And I beleive the 3rd one down is a "scratch n sniff" - These shapely slices of "Come Hither" bacon were fried HOT and to the perfect stage of crispiness in your honor during our stay at Mile High last week - Do Enjoy my friend!! :o)

NAKED BACON_4914

NAKED BACON 4912

scratch n sniff bacon_4913

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"No effort, no gain
No effort, stay the same
No don’t you ever try to live a lie"
mofrofans1
Admin
1927 posts
Jul 07, 2009
1:50 PM
Oh my. Goodness me. Those pics are...are...are...are... scuse me I'll be back in a few minutes.

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MofroFan1
Sunshine
674 posts
Jul 07, 2009
4:46 PM
LMAO!!!
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"No effort, no gain
No effort, stay the same
No don’t you ever try to live a lie"
Richard
72 posts
Jul 07, 2009
7:27 PM
I'm spent !! Ciggarettttte......anyone !
Sunshine
681 posts
Jul 08, 2009
3:10 PM
Thanks TW. And lookie at you, you have just about doubled your posts in one day!!

:o)
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"No effort, no gain
No effort, stay the same
No don’t you ever try to live a lie"
antsyashley
865 posts
Jul 08, 2009
3:20 PM
When I saw this post the other day, I immediately had to make some bacon!

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It's a Big Easy life.
Sunshine
682 posts
Jul 08, 2009
4:00 PM
Why iffin that ain't the nicest thing to say AntsyAshley, thank you kindly! :o)
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"No effort, no gain
No effort, stay the same
No don’t you ever try to live a lie"

Last Edited by on Jul 08, 2009 6:09 PM
giggles
654 posts
Jul 15, 2009
8:31 PM
I want one of these shirts!


Photo<br />bucket

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Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History
estanley1
413 posts
Jul 16, 2009
8:41 AM
Pork in the mornin', pork at night, pork in the afternoon's alright.

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"Now if you happened to come down here tonight...and you don't wanna hear the person next to you sang, and you don't want'em to dance, cause you might spill your drink, you came to the wrong show in the wrong venue."
antsyashley
874 posts
Jul 17, 2009
6:37 AM
You're welcome, Sunshine. It must really mean a lot coming from a carnivore-turned vegetarian-turned carnivore again! Ha! Oh, I could go for some bacon right now!

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It's a Big Easy life.
mofrofans1
Admin
1971 posts
Jul 17, 2009
3:12 PM
My doctor told me on Wednesday that if I didn't cut shit like bacon outa my diet and take the pills I'm s'posed to take that I'd be dead in 15 years or less.

So y'all better love me while you can!!!

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MofroFan1
Sunshine
743 posts
Jul 17, 2009
9:05 PM
and ya know we will, but do take of yourself and everything in moderation :o)
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"No effort, no gain
No effort, stay the same
No don’t you ever try to live a lie"
Sunshine
744 posts
Jul 17, 2009
9:06 PM
.....ayynndd, you ain't gotta eat the stuff.......

"If a picture can paint a thousand words........"

iffin you cayn't eat.... lurk at it......

:o)
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"No effort, no gain
No effort, stay the same
No don’t you ever try to live a lie"
estanley1
422 posts
Jul 18, 2009
9:21 AM
There are worse ways to go...

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"Now if you happened to come down here tonight...and you don't wanna hear the person next to you sang, and you don't want'em to dance, cause you might spill your drink, you came to the wrong show in the wrong venue."
mofrofans1
Admin
1981 posts
Jul 18, 2009
8:49 PM
I want to go out at the hands of a jealous husband while I go down on a plate of bacon.

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MofroFan1
mofrofans1
Admin
1982 posts
Jul 18, 2009
8:50 PM
...can I hear an AMEN from the brothas..
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MofroFan1
Sunshine
751 posts
Jul 18, 2009
9:09 PM
how bout the sista's......

btw, that was a witty one. gaw huh gaw huh

:o)
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"No effort, no gain
No effort, stay the same
No don’t you ever try to live a lie"
mofrofans1
Admin
1983 posts
Jul 18, 2009
9:25 PM
Look who stays up past midnite on Satuhdays...

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MofroFan1
FireFly
594 posts
Jul 19, 2009
9:45 AM
why you worry clay, you're already old, eat bacon for swines sake,
lol
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"It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation." - Herman Melville
Sunshine
753 posts
Jul 19, 2009
5:19 PM
hee hee, yes I did stay late, had the "bug". Gregg turned in bout 1030, little man bout 11, Zach wanted to see which spongebob episode was vote #1 for this year and when it finally came on, we both looked at each other and said "What!?!" and then we both went to bed without watching it.
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"No effort, no gain
No effort, stay the same
No don’t you ever try to live a lie"
giggles
700 posts
Jul 22, 2009
3:48 PM
Well Clay maybe if you lightly spread this condiment on toast, you can have a Bacon-less, Lettuce & Tomato sandwich without the guilt.


Photobucket

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Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History

Last Edited by on Jul 22, 2009 3:49 PM
mofrofans1
Admin
2111 posts
Aug 04, 2009
10:55 AM
Gimme Dat BACON!!




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MofroFan1

Last Edited by on Aug 04, 2009 10:56 AM
mofrofans1
Admin
2112 posts
Aug 04, 2009
10:57 AM
...ain't got no orange juice--OH NO--here's five dollas go to the sto...

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MofroFan1
Sunshine
863 posts
Aug 04, 2009
1:01 PM
a hahahahahahahah!

LMAO!!!

...."got my bread - I am ready"....

I have always liked this thread
:o)
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"If you've never seen us before, don't be bashful - sing along from start to finish........and dance & feel good.....there's enough shit in the world, let it all out...........Brighter Daaaaays...."
Sunshine
864 posts
Aug 04, 2009
2:36 PM
I have to admit that it took me a minute before I realize what was up with her bikini top...haha
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"If you've never seen us before, don't be bashful - sing along from start to finish........and dance & feel good.....there's enough shit in the world, let it all out...........Brighter Daaaaays...."
giggles
762 posts
Aug 04, 2009
3:31 PM
Two things:
1) Clay likes his bacon with syrup, not jelly....he sure does love syrup on everything. mwahahaha!
2) It looked like she had two slabs of bacon wrapped filet mignon on her chest

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Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History
mofrofans1
Admin
2115 posts
Aug 05, 2009
7:21 AM
...belly so big I cain't do yoga,
got 2 sammiches with some soda...

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MofroFan1
mofrofans1
Admin
2116 posts
Aug 05, 2009
7:24 AM
...bacon kills? yur mistaken,
what type of drugs are ya takin?

GIMME DAT BACON!
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MofroFan1
Sunshine
869 posts
Aug 05, 2009
7:41 AM
hahah......got the lyrics memorized already huh Mr. D~?!?!!

it is a catchie little diddie, it is it is....maybe this can be one of Mofro's covers.... hee hee
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"If you've never seen us before, don't be bashful - sing along from start to finish........and dance & feel good.....there's enough shit in the world, let it all out...........Brighter Daaaaays...."
Sunshine
909 posts
Aug 10, 2009
8:26 AM
Here is a couple of Pork Porn shots for ya Clay and Firefly!!

Gregg and I did pulled pork for 100 Friday - put 110 lbs of butts on Thursday night and pulled the pork Friday morning. And pork fer morning vittles is AWESOME!! It is better than cold pizza I am hear to tell ya…..

Then we did some ABTs for ourselves over the weekend. ABT stands for Atomic Buffalo Turds (we did not name these, when we discovered their existence that was indeed their name). They are bacon wrapped, pulled pork and cream cheese with habenero jelly stuffed jalapenos that are slow smoked over pecan wood………they are smoked until the bacon becomes crispy…….mmm mmm mmmm

Pork Pullin' Time.....
lots a pork_6262


Nice & Juicy
juicy pork_6275
slab of pork_6266


Got the Jalapenos wrapped....
abt_6280
raw abts_6279


Grilling the Jalapenos and sum Chikin
abts and chicken_6302


Behold....an ABT
bacon_6311
ABTs_6306

Iffin you have not upgraded your 'puter to the scratch n sniff version, please do, it is worth it!

Happy Monday Y'all!!!

:o)
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"If you've never seen us before, don't be bashful - sing along from start to finish........and dance & feel good.....there's enough shit in the world, let it all out...........Brighter Daaaaays...."
jessiejames
3 posts
Aug 10, 2009
11:12 AM
Jesus Tits!!! You guys are freakin hilarious! (and making me hungry)

hahahah....thanks for the laughs. =)

(i think my ass just plumped twice it's original size just looking at those pictures...)
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At days end, they're all just baby boys, in need of a tender lovin' mama.
Sunshine
916 posts
Aug 10, 2009
4:39 PM
...listen at you......
:o)
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"If you've never seen us before, don't be bashful - sing along from start to finish........and dance & feel good.....there's enough shit in the world, let it all out...........Brighter Daaaaays...."
mofrofans1
Admin
2140 posts
Aug 10, 2009
7:24 PM
Oh my gawd this post is making me heart skip. Makes me wanna pull pork for sure. I need to get me one of them new scratch-n-lick screens.

I can guarantee you that this is the first time I have EVER said to myself "Man, them turds look gooood!"

This thread is gonna kill me.

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MofroFan1

Last Edited by on Aug 10, 2009 7:25 PM
mofrofans1
Admin
2141 posts
Aug 10, 2009
7:26 PM
Shit I keep forgetting to welcome jessiejames! She's been a looooong time lurker y'all. We've talked via MySpace a few times and I can assure all y'all that she fits right in with all us zanies.

Welcome Jess! Glad to see you took the plunge!!

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MofroFan1

Last Edited by on Aug 10, 2009 7:27 PM
jessiejames
4 posts
Aug 10, 2009
8:18 PM
Yeah Clay. Don't I get a fancy ribbon or something? Dang! Not so sure how i feel about the term "lurker" though...makes me feel kinda creepy. A "looker", maybe... =)


"pullin pork, scratch-n-lick, them turds look goooood."

hot damn, i can't believe that all came out in the same message!

Not that I don't waste enough brain tissue sittin on the computer already...but now I know what site to come to when I need a good laugh or my ears are just achin' for some down and dirty raunch.

My Ma's always tellin me to sit up straight, keep my legs closed, and clean up my talk.... I think i will fit right in with you looney tunes! =)



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At days end, they're all just baby boys, in need of a tender lovin' mama.
FireFly
637 posts
Aug 10, 2009
8:29 PM
where do you live jessie?
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"It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation." - Herman Melville
Sunshine
1877 posts
Jan 20, 2010
7:59 PM
...bump...

this thread has awlways made me smile.

:o)
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"If you've never seen us before, don't be bashful - sing along from start to finish........and dance & feel good.....there's enough shit in the world, let it all out...........Brighter Daaaaays...."


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