"JJ Grey will be playing an acoustic show in-store at ear X-tacy on November 28th at 6pm, then he will be joined by Mofro for a show at Headliner’s later that night. The ear x-tacy show is free. The Headliner’s show is $16 bucks (but you can get your tix at ear x-tacy)." More info
---------- MofroFan1
Last Edited by on Nov 19, 2008 9:55 PM
Damn! I really need to consider moving south! As Clay has told me, the days are longer, the temperatures are warmer & most importantly, the south gets more MOFRO!
Last Edited by on Nov 19, 2008 10:22 PM
And our accents are all warm and fuzzy too. We say things like y'all and youngin's and far tar.* Don't get me wrong, New Jersey accents are...well...uh...well...they're...uh, well, they're nice, yeah that's it, they're nice.
*You know--a far tar--it's in the woods, a guy with binoculars up high looking for smoke making sure the forest ain't burnin' up. (After spending a day up there you have to get you a cold cokecola and take a shar.)
---------- MofroFan1
Last Edited by on Nov 19, 2008 10:34 PM
Aw, c'mon K, not ALL good things happen east of y'all. You have beautiful scenery, some great cities with great local music, beaches, mountains, deserts, fires, earthquakes, Ahnold, riots, hurricane force winds when there ain't no hurricane, and more damned state constitutional amendments than Pringles has chips.
In Florida, we also have nice weather. Unlike earthquakes, we get several days notice of a hurricane. Alligators won't bother you if'n you don't bother them. "It's not the heat, it's the humidity." (Us Florida Crackers generally bitch-slap someone when they say that.) Plus, our real estate market is going gangbusters, our unemployment rate is at record lows, our economy is booming, our pay scales are thru the roof, and I've got a nice little bridge I'll sell you at a real bargain.
It depends upon what you mean by "season." You cain't hunt 'em in January. Gator hunting season's restricted to about 6 weeks a year in late summer.
Skipper's has gator on the menu. If you want you to eat some before lookin' at some, they're gooooood eatin'.
If you want to see gators, in the wild, I can tell you lots of places to do that. Gators don't hurt nobody. Especially in the wild; they're dangerous when people feed 'em and they lose their fear of humans.
As for walking down the street...nah, not in Jan. They're cold blooded so they're pretty lethargic in winter. During mating season in spring they can get out of sorts if they cain't find a mate. But I can dig that. When I'm horny and I cain't find a mate, I get REAL out of sorts and hit the streets myself.
But hell Kim, jump in the car, head up the 5, and they got 2-foot gators walking the streets of Venice Beach. (I got a BIG kick out of the quote from the local cop--'I don't know what he was doing here. We're 4-5 blocks from the beach.' Uhhhhhhhh, officer, first alligators don't live in California, and second they don't live in SALT WATER! I can see the signs on the beaches there now: Attention Surfers BEWARE! Frequent Alligator Sightings!!)
Unfortunately I have to bring this post full circle. In case anyone missed it, this show has been cancelled. ---------- MofroFan1
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